because we're embarrassing

thedailywhat:

Adorable Celebrity Being Adorable of the Day: In honor of her 31st birthday, Kristen Bell’s boyfriend, Dax Shepard, arranged for her to meet a sloth in person for the very first time.

It was a tearful experience to say the least.

[ellen.]

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BABY SLOTH PARTY

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itslaurenpham:

rookiemag:

Ask a Grown Man

What is the deal with boobs? Can girls and boys ever be “just friends”? Paul Rudd answers these questions and more.

yes tavi, i agree. total dreamboat.

Okay, I don’t really care about these questions, but holy crap. I am impressed Rookiemag.

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slaughterhouse90210:

“Some very considerable part of the gestural language of public places that had once belonged to cigarettes now belonged to phones.”
—William Gibson, Zero History

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look at that lil’ butt!

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nevver:

Pangaea

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Interviewer: Have you heard from Ryan Gosling since you told Rolling Stone that he came up to you at a Jamba Juice but you shut him down because you didn't recognize him?

Aubrey Plaza: I actually did hear from him one time. He invited me to a magic show through someone else, and I couldn’t go because I had to go to this charity thing for Amy, and it was like, "bros before hos," or "hos before bros," however that phrase goes. I just rhymed a lot. So, yeah. I don’t know what’s in store for me and him. I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I’ll murder her someday and we’ll be together forever.

tersaudades:

oh man

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thedailywhat:

Disney’s New Look of the Day: Starting February 3rd, Disneyland employees will be allowed to grow a beard following a landmark revision to the Walt Disney Company’s infamous “Disney Look.”

Some restrictions apply: The facial hair can’t be longer than a quarter-inch. And soul patches are still prohibited as well they should be.

Many of the other notoriously strict dress codes are still in place as well: No tattoos, body piercings, “extreme” hairstyles, and straps on sleeveless tops must be at least 3 inches wide.

Still, the acceptance of beards marks an important attitude adjustment at the House that Cartoon Mice Built.

“They want to stay tradition-based, and they also want to be current,” Disney culture chronicler David Koenig told the LA Times. “They don’t want it to become a museum of what entertainment used to be like.”

[latimes.]

“And soul patches are still prohibited as well they should be.”

Love it. Can we ban them everywhere else too?

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